Name |
Description |
Manufacturer |
Country Of Origin |
Bendy? |
Stretchy? |
Suggested By... |
A BOTTOM ANCHOR |
Welsh men use this toffee bar to initiate their apprentices during their 1st bumming ritual. All welsh men at 17 must ram a toffee anchor up his ass and run as fast as he can. Who ever catches him first and licks the anchor out becomes their bum master |
MARS |
WALES |
Y |
Y |
TOM JONES |
a cock licked stick |
very cheesy essence, sweet with chocolate sauce, big n veiny, a very hard and crunchy bar |
hardon daz |
downtown ;) |
Y |
Y |
popsickle |
A SHIT FACED BROWNIE |
STICKY, HOT, FLOATY, STINKY AND A HIGH CONSTITUANCY OF PEANUT BUTTER COLOURED SHIT |
ANAL VIAGRA |
MYKOXAFLOPIN |
Y |
Y |
OPEN ANUS |
AANAL FISTER |
An emphatic clenched musculature of the finest toffee and chocolate, it anchors itself to the end of your arm, its firm, dense texture enables a crushing entry into the anus of all welsh men. They love chocolate fisting each other as often as possible. |
MARS |
WALES |
Y |
Y |
TOM JONES |
ANOOOOOOOO |
OI DIVAWEIGHT CLOSE FAMILY FRIEND TESTER, OI CRUISERWEIGHT DISTANT RELATIVE HIGNETT, OII FEATHERWEIGHT SIBLING PARRY OK, OI UNITED STATES CHAMPION NON-BLOOD RELATIVE DOWNES. |
The beast |
The bottomless pit |
Y |
Y |
Yasser |
arse cakes |
shit covered cakes with dangle berries on |
cadburys |
britain |
Y |
Y |
jim roberts |
arsegrape |
Dangly chocolate bits hanging from uranus |
Piles |
UK |
Y |
Y |
a |
ASSFILLER |
Long, fat, dense, brown and bendy edible dildo made of toffee and chocolate. Its used by welsh men to satisfy their boyfriends as they have tiny penises. |
MARS |
WALES |
Y |
Y |
Tom Jones |
Big Turk |
Chew-ew-ewy turkish jelly coated in chocolate |
Nestle |
Canada |
Y |
Y |
Awesome! |
Booker T Bar |
Tastes like Y2J has just Walls Of Jericho\'d ten tons of rhino urine then stuck his willy inside a smoked salmon and then rubbed it on the bar. |
ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO |
Bethlehem |
Y |
Y |
Chris D aka Osama aka Yosama |
Boost |
chocolate, chewy with biscuit bits in. |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Sarah Golding |
Bueno |
creamy middle, milk chocolate outside, soft, mmmm mm good!!! |
Do not know |
Do not know |
Y |
Y |
Josee |
Cabana |
Coconut involved. Dad *still* speaks fondly of them. |
umm, cadbury..? |
The 1970'S |
Y |
N |
Chemical Armit |
Cabana |
Coconut and cherries... an enormous bounty bar |
Nestle |
UK |
Y |
N |
hobbes |
Cabana |
Coconut and cherries, thick chocolate, yummy!! will they bring them back? PLEASE |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
N |
Jean |
Cabana |
Coconut, Cherries, Chocolate, MMmmmmm |
Cadbury's |
United Kingdom |
Y |
N |
amit |
cabana |
the best ever chocolate bar yummy wish they would bring it back for my children to try |
cadburys |
uk |
Y |
N |
sheryl |
Cabana |
Cocunut and cherries. Very nice. |
Not sure |
? |
Y |
N |
Craig |
cabana |
coconut cherries mmmmmm |
cadbury |
scotland |
Y |
Y |
james bert |
cabana |
tasty cherry mmmmmmmmmm |
cadbury |
uk |
Y |
Y |
jane |
Cabana |
The best choc bar in the world ever |
Unknown |
UK |
Y |
N |
Cabana Lover |
cabana |
coconut with cherries topped with caramel covered in chocolate mmmmmmmm |
rowntrees |
uk |
Y |
N |
marianne |
cabana |
cherries,cocconut,caramel fantastic |
cadburys |
england |
Y |
Y |
dawn |
cabana |
Coconut and cherries, thick chocolate taste fab a must that has to come back |
not sure |
uk |
Y |
N |
gary |
CABANA |
COCONUT, CHERRIES, CARAMEL AND CHOCOLATE. |
ROWNTREE |
UK |
Y |
Y |
DAVID |
CABANA |
cherry packed,coconut delight. |
cadburys |
uk |
Y |
Y |
stumpy |
cabana |
gorgeous please bring them back |
unknown |
uk |
Y |
N |
emm |
cactus |
prickly,long,gooy,chewy heaven |
mukima sagti |
egypt |
Y |
Y |
nikita |
Charleston Chew |
Nougat bar coated in chocolate |
Tootsie Roll Industries |
US |
Y |
Y |
Shelly Ulrich |
cherry ripe |
chewy coconut and cherry kinda similar to a cabana i've been told |
unsure |
australia |
Y |
Y |
naomi |
Cherry Ripe |
Cherry's and coconut dip in rich dark chocolate |
Cadbury |
Australia |
Y |
Y |
Ashlee Cummins |
chips |
chunks of potato |
fish and chip shop |
jamaca |
Y |
Y |
chip the chippy |
Chocolate Starfish |
A world of Pleasure |
Cadbury |
Myanus |
Y |
Y |
Chocolate Dipper |
Chomp |
Caramel bar |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Our Scientists |
Chomp |
Toffee covered in chocolate |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Ciaran Murtagh |
Chunky Umaga bar |
Edible \"Samoan spikes\" surround the edges of the bar |
Eddie Fatu |
Samoa |
Y |
Y |
Eddie Fatu |
cock-dockers delight |
very very wrong..... but ohhh so nice |
V1talic & Nifty |
internet |
Y |
Y |
jonnyboy |
CONDOM MINGE BAR |
SMELL\'S OF FISH, VERY CHEWY, AND DURABLE |
DUREX |
BUSH |
Y |
Y |
OBLEGON |
crazy maze |
like curly wurly but more gooey and stretchy |
cadbury |
australia* |
Y |
Y |
julie |
Crunchy |
Tastes like Manky stinky Cheese |
Cadburys |
England |
Y |
N |
Richie |
Cunt bar |
Rough Chocolate, with a smooth fish paste filling, topped with thick hairs |
XXX Bars |
UK |
Y |
Y |
ME |
Curley Wurley |
Chocolate Covered Toffy/Fudgey Type Thing (with holes) |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Mike |
Curly Wurley |
Amalgamated strings of soft shite covering caramel put together to look like a bar. Can come in the nutty variety as well. |
Cockbury |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Don Vito Mackenroe |
Curly Wurly |
Milk Chocolate with Caramel Centre |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Our Scientists |
curly wurly |
the proper toffee one not caramel |
caburys |
uk |
Y |
Y |
john bond |
Dave Vinton Cum Guzzler |
Does exactly what it says on the tin |
Tim's Mum |
France |
Y |
Y |
Dave 'the Rave' Vinton |
DESU |
ZOMG LIEK ONE O FTEH COOLEST MEMES. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU (etc) |
4chan |
4chan |
Y |
Y |
/b/tard |
Double Decker |
Mile Chocolate filled with two layers of nougat and crnchy cereal |
Cadbury |
England |
Y |
N |
Ric |
Dubble |
Fairtrade. Bendy. |
Twin/Kupaa Kokoo |
Ghana |
Y |
Y |
Pedro Beardsley |
Eat-More |
Bendy and chewy with nuts |
Hershey Canada |
Canada |
Y |
Y |
David Teskey |
Finger Of Fudge |
Just enough to give your kids a treat |
Cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Susan Turnbull |
flake |
nice bit like dandruff |
Cadburys |
i dnt no |
Y |
Y |
domonique |
Frys chocolate cream |
chocolate and fondant |
Frys |
UK |
N |
Y |
mobilebay.co.uk |
greek cunts |
ugly, dirty, big noses |
pricks ltd |
greece |
Y |
Y |
chris archer |
Happy Negro |
Hey, exactly what it says on the tin. |
4chan |
4chan |
Y |
Y |
/b/tard |
Inside Story |
um, caramelly and tasty. A bit mucky |
Beacon (?) |
South Africa |
Y |
Y |
Kate |
Jacko\'s Finger Fudge Stopper |
Long pale chocolatey finger covered in a silver sequinned wrapper. A real bedtime treat for kids. |
MICK JACKSON\'S |
USA |
Y |
Y |
Shamone Mofo\' Hee hee!! |
Japp |
Much like a Mars bar, same wrapper design |
Mars? |
Norway |
Y |
N |
Collo |
Jizz guzzler |
Spunk filled yum yum |
Le Cadbury's |
France |
Y |
Y |
Aaron Sleep |
KINDER |
CHOCOLATE WITH CREAMY THICK MILKY, YUM YUM |
? ? ? |
FRANCE |
N |
Y |
DAVID |
Long Cat. |
A VERY long and most likely flexible cat. |
Again, 4chan. |
4chan. |
Y |
Y |
/b/tard |
LOOK AT YOUR TEETH... |
OIIIIIII MALLNUTRITIONED ARGENTINIAN? OI DISEASED BOLIVIAN? OI RACIALLY ABUSED BRAZILIAN OIIIIII BULLIED BY PEER PRESSURE COLUMBIAN? OIIIIIIIIIIIII THREATENED AT GUN POINT ALASKAN? OI BEATEN HALF TO DEATH CANADIAN? OI DISCRIMINATED CAMBODIAN? , |
BAAADDDDDD |
LOOK AT YOUR NOSEEEE.... |
Y |
Y |
WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN... |
Lubemybackdoor |
Soft and creamy on outside, glides in, firm and dense in the middle, enables a fine deep insertion. |
Nestle |
Switzerland |
Y |
N |
Colin Farrell |
Mars Bar |
mmmmmm! but prefer Snickers aka Marathon |
? |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Sarah Clements |
Mat Kenny\'s Gay (Bar) |
Favourite haunt of young KFM when in need of having his rusty sheriffs badge burstin\' in!! |
Fudge Packers |
Liverpool |
Y |
Y |
World of Leatherland. |
Milky Way |
A nougat and caramel bar |
Nestle |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Our Scientists |
Molly O |
carmel, coconut, chocolate |
? |
Canada? |
Y |
Y |
Janet Gurr |
Molly O |
as given on your list already |
McCormick |
Canada |
Y |
Y |
alex gedo |
nugget |
dark chocolot |
me |
UK |
Y |
Y |
stephenx |
nugget |
dark chocolot |
me |
UK |
Y |
Y |
stephenx |
Nutrageous |
nuget, peanuts, and carmel covered in milk chocolate |
Hershey |
? USA |
Y |
Y |
Danielle Riley |
Nutty |
Toffee, packed with peanuts surrounded by milk chocolate |
??? |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Bounty Hunter |
OI CHUNKY |
TASTES LIKE SHIT |
Great Khali |
Hell |
Y |
Y |
Umaga |
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII |
OI JURASSIC PARACETAMOL, OI NOT DRAWN TO SCALE ASPIRIN, OI MALFORMED PENICILLIN, OI UNDERFED IBUPROFEN, OI COLOSSAL ANTIBIOTICS, OI GIGANTIC NASAL SPRAY, OI HUMUNGOUS EARDROPS, OI VERY FAT EYEDROPS, OI LARGER THAN LIFE BENNY LAVA FAN |
RICHARD\'S JEWS R US |
ALASKA |
Y |
Y |
OI ED EDD EDDY |
old jamacia |
nut and rasin with slight rum tasting chocolate |
cadburys |
UK |
Y |
Y |
phil |
old jamacia |
rum and rasin |
cadburys |
england |
Y |
Y |
mrs b gregson |
ORRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH |
OI IVAN CAMPO\'S SCALP SWEAT, OI LI TIE\'S FINGERNAIL DIRT, LLORENTE COULD KICK THAT FURTHER USING EL HADJI DIOUF\'S EYELIDS, ARE YOU IN A SULK BECAUSE VLADIMIR SMICER\'S LEG DIRT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND? ERIC DJEMBA DJEMBA\'S TOE WEBBINGS DIRT WOULD BE PR |
A thin layer of crust aka OIII |
OIII BENNY LAVA |
Y |
Y |
WHO PUT THA GOAT IN THEERREE |
PedoBear |
Is a bear with a taste for lolis, is a lot of people\'s idols. I imagine he is very stretchy and bendy. |
4chan |
Everywhere! |
Y |
Y |
/b/tard |
Plop |
chocolate with a gooey licorice center |
Cloetta |
Sweden |
N |
Y |
Steve Haines |
poo |
poo |
poo |
poo |
Y |
Y |
poo |
reasons |
toffee squares covered in choclate |
? |
uk |
Y |
Y |
mathew nelson |
Slam |
Candy covered dark chocolate |
? |
South Africa |
Y |
N |
Our Scientists |
snickers aka marathon |
nougat, peanuts, caramel and chocolate |
? |
? |
Y |
Y |
sarah clements |
Squares |
chewy/crunchy squares of rice crispies and marshmallow, some have chocolate. |
Kelloggs? |
UK |
Y |
N |
Sarah Golding |
Star Bar |
chewy crumbly peanut butter bar, whatever happened to Texan bar? |
? |
UK |
Y |
Y |
nuala |
Star bar |
caramel centre with nuts all round the outside |
nestle? |
england |
Y |
Y |
paula |
Texan |
"The Big One" |
Uncertain |
UK |
Y |
Y |
Vanessa Gardner |
The Wrestling God |
Long, wafer thin bar covered in chocolate. Tastes like Shaun Michael\'s has just sweet chin musiced the edges of the whole thing while having elephant shit on the end of his boot. |
JBL |
America |
Y |
Y |
JULIO BAPTISTA |
THE \'V\' BAR |
V shaped chocolate bar covered in Essa Rios\' pubic lice, coated in Snitsky beared hairs layered with a delightful spread of Khali\'s penis sweat. |
JAZZ |
Nepal |
Y |
Y |
GIANT SINGH |
Tit Bar |
Twin topped creamy & nice |
Dippys |
Ireland |
Y |
Y |
Kerrie |
Toblerone |
Triangular. Addictive. |
? |
UK (Norwich) |
Y |
N |
Alan Partridge |
Tootsie Roll |
Chocolate coated candy |
Tootsie Roll Industries |
US |
Y |
Y |
Shelly Ulrich |
turd bar |
long, stinky, brown, or sometimes runny depends on intake |
ass |
any |
Y |
Y |
Mardy Bum |
Turkey Workey Lurkey Smerky |
Ray Hooper's Mistress' turd, Ashley Owen's Goatee and Peter Beardsley snuffly wuffly....I'm sure you're all nice people, but I loike swear words too much |
Queen's dead cunt inc. |
Turkish people are all cunts |
Y |
Y |
You can bend my biscuit |
Turkish Delight |
Soft raspberry gel center covered with milk chocolate |
Fry's |
UK |
Y |
N |
Our Scientists |
Turkish Delight |
chocolate coated jelly sort of thing |
Fry\'s (Cadbury) |
um.. Turkey |
Y |
Y |
andre w |
Twinkie |
Like a Milky Way but better |
Unknown |
USA |
N |
Y |
Mike |
Wanka bar |
CHEWY |
CADBURYS |
uk |
Y |
Y |
WILLY WANKA |
well you must of read it to |
MR EGBERT |
SO WHY YOU WASTING TIME |
KNOW |
Y |
Y |
TAM |
whisper |
bubbley and lushhhhh |
cadburys |
uk |
Y |
Y |
emily |
WigWag |
stretchy chewy loosely braided caramel toffee coated in milk chocolate. Perfect for removing dental fillings. |
Rowntree/Lowney ?? |
Canada |
Y |
Y |
PegMan |
WOT A SHIT PROJECT |
SAD, PATHETIC, WASTE OF TIME |
WAKE UP U BOFFINS |
WHAT LOSERS DO THIS? |
Y |
Y |
EGGBERT |
Xill\'s Funky Cock |
About 3inches long, very wrinkly, smells of Mrs.Xill\'s ass |
TheMixingBowl |
England |
Y |
N |
Arthur Speedboat |