The Chocolate Project
- The Current List -

This is the current list of chocolate bars that have been nominated for their bendiness, stretchiness or (zowie!) both. We plan to test as many of these bars as we can get hold of using science, in order to determine which is the bendiest stretchiest chocolate bar in the world.

If you know of any bendy and/or stretchy chocolate bars that aren't in the list below then please click here to nominate a chocolate bar. Please try to avoid adding duplicates, and for science's sake don't go making up any chocolate bars. If you haven't left a contact address and we can't find it on Google then we'll just give up. We're enthusiastic, not mental.

Name Description Manufacturer Country Of Origin Bendy? Stretchy? Suggested By...
A BOTTOM ANCHOR Welsh men use this toffee bar to initiate their apprentices during their 1st bumming ritual. All welsh men at 17 must ram a toffee anchor up his ass and run as fast as he can. Who ever catches him first and licks the anchor out becomes their bum master MARS WALES Y Y TOM JONES
a cock licked stick very cheesy essence, sweet with chocolate sauce, big n veiny, a very hard and crunchy bar hardon daz downtown ;) Y Y popsickle
A SHIT FACED BROWNIE STICKY, HOT, FLOATY, STINKY AND A HIGH CONSTITUANCY OF PEANUT BUTTER COLOURED SHIT ANAL VIAGRA MYKOXAFLOPIN Y Y OPEN ANUS
AANAL FISTER An emphatic clenched musculature of the finest toffee and chocolate, it anchors itself to the end of your arm, its firm, dense texture enables a crushing entry into the anus of all welsh men. They love chocolate fisting each other as often as possible. MARS WALES Y Y TOM JONES
ANOOOOOOOO OI DIVAWEIGHT CLOSE FAMILY FRIEND TESTER, OI CRUISERWEIGHT DISTANT RELATIVE HIGNETT, OII FEATHERWEIGHT SIBLING PARRY OK, OI UNITED STATES CHAMPION NON-BLOOD RELATIVE DOWNES. The beast The bottomless pit Y Y Yasser
arse cakes shit covered cakes with dangle berries on cadburys britain Y Y jim roberts
arsegrape Dangly chocolate bits hanging from uranus Piles UK Y Y a
ASSFILLER Long, fat, dense, brown and bendy edible dildo made of toffee and chocolate. Its used by welsh men to satisfy their boyfriends as they have tiny penises. MARS WALES Y Y Tom Jones
Big Turk Chew-ew-ewy turkish jelly coated in chocolate Nestle Canada Y Y Awesome!
Booker T Bar Tastes like Y2J has just Walls Of Jericho\'d ten tons of rhino urine then stuck his willy inside a smoked salmon and then rubbed it on the bar. ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO Bethlehem Y Y Chris D aka Osama aka Yosama
Boost chocolate, chewy with biscuit bits in. Cadburys UK Y Y Sarah Golding
Bueno creamy middle, milk chocolate outside, soft, mmmm mm good!!! Do not know Do not know Y Y Josee
Cabana Coconut involved. Dad *still* speaks fondly of them. umm, cadbury..? The 1970'S Y N Chemical Armit
Cabana Coconut and cherries... an enormous bounty bar Nestle UK Y N hobbes
Cabana Coconut and cherries, thick chocolate, yummy!! will they bring them back? PLEASE Cadburys UK Y N Jean
Cabana Coconut, Cherries, Chocolate, MMmmmmm Cadbury's United Kingdom Y N amit
cabana the best ever chocolate bar yummy wish they would bring it back for my children to try cadburys uk Y N sheryl
Cabana Cocunut and cherries. Very nice. Not sure ? Y N Craig
cabana coconut cherries mmmmmm cadbury scotland Y Y james bert
cabana tasty cherry mmmmmmmmmm cadbury uk Y Y jane
Cabana The best choc bar in the world ever Unknown UK Y N Cabana Lover
cabana coconut with cherries topped with caramel covered in chocolate mmmmmmmm rowntrees uk Y N marianne
cabana cherries,cocconut,caramel fantastic cadburys england Y Y dawn
cabana Coconut and cherries, thick chocolate taste fab a must that has to come back not sure uk Y N gary
CABANA COCONUT, CHERRIES, CARAMEL AND CHOCOLATE. ROWNTREE UK Y Y DAVID
CABANA cherry packed,coconut delight. cadburys uk Y Y stumpy
cabana gorgeous please bring them back unknown uk Y N emm
cactus prickly,long,gooy,chewy heaven mukima sagti egypt Y Y nikita
Charleston Chew Nougat bar coated in chocolate Tootsie Roll Industries US Y Y Shelly Ulrich
cherry ripe chewy coconut and cherry kinda similar to a cabana i've been told unsure australia Y Y naomi
Cherry Ripe Cherry's and coconut dip in rich dark chocolate Cadbury Australia Y Y Ashlee Cummins
chips chunks of potato fish and chip shop jamaca Y Y chip the chippy
Chocolate Starfish A world of Pleasure Cadbury Myanus Y Y Chocolate Dipper
Chomp Caramel bar Cadburys UK Y Y Our Scientists
Chomp Toffee covered in chocolate Cadburys UK Y Y Ciaran Murtagh
Chunky Umaga bar Edible \"Samoan spikes\" surround the edges of the bar Eddie Fatu Samoa Y Y Eddie Fatu
cock-dockers delight very very wrong..... but ohhh so nice V1talic & Nifty internet Y Y jonnyboy
CONDOM MINGE BAR SMELL\'S OF FISH, VERY CHEWY, AND DURABLE DUREX BUSH Y Y OBLEGON
crazy maze like curly wurly but more gooey and stretchy cadbury australia* Y Y julie
Crunchy Tastes like Manky stinky Cheese Cadburys England Y N Richie
Cunt bar Rough Chocolate, with a smooth fish paste filling, topped with thick hairs XXX Bars UK Y Y ME
Curley Wurley Chocolate Covered Toffy/Fudgey Type Thing (with holes) Cadburys UK Y Y Mike
Curly Wurley Amalgamated strings of soft shite covering caramel put together to look like a bar. Can come in the nutty variety as well. Cockbury UK Y Y Don Vito Mackenroe
Curly Wurly Milk Chocolate with Caramel Centre Cadburys UK Y Y Our Scientists
curly wurly the proper toffee one not caramel caburys uk Y Y john bond
Dave Vinton Cum Guzzler Does exactly what it says on the tin Tim's Mum France Y Y Dave 'the Rave' Vinton
DESU ZOMG LIEK ONE O FTEH COOLEST MEMES. DESU DESU DESU DESU DESU (etc) 4chan 4chan Y Y /b/tard
Double Decker Mile Chocolate filled with two layers of nougat and crnchy cereal Cadbury England Y N Ric
Dubble Fairtrade. Bendy. Twin/Kupaa Kokoo Ghana Y Y Pedro Beardsley
Eat-More Bendy and chewy with nuts Hershey Canada Canada Y Y David Teskey
Finger Of Fudge Just enough to give your kids a treat Cadburys UK Y Y Susan Turnbull
flake nice bit like dandruff Cadburys i dnt no Y Y domonique
Frys chocolate cream chocolate and fondant Frys UK N Y mobilebay.co.uk
greek cunts ugly, dirty, big noses pricks ltd greece Y Y chris archer
Happy Negro Hey, exactly what it says on the tin. 4chan 4chan Y Y /b/tard
Inside Story um, caramelly and tasty. A bit mucky Beacon (?) South Africa Y Y Kate
Jacko\'s Finger Fudge Stopper Long pale chocolatey finger covered in a silver sequinned wrapper. A real bedtime treat for kids. MICK JACKSON\'S USA Y Y Shamone Mofo\' Hee hee!!
Japp Much like a Mars bar, same wrapper design Mars? Norway Y N Collo
Jizz guzzler Spunk filled yum yum Le Cadbury's France Y Y Aaron Sleep
KINDER CHOCOLATE WITH CREAMY THICK MILKY, YUM YUM ? ? ? FRANCE N Y DAVID
Long Cat. A VERY long and most likely flexible cat. Again, 4chan. 4chan. Y Y /b/tard
LOOK AT YOUR TEETH... OIIIIIII MALLNUTRITIONED ARGENTINIAN? OI DISEASED BOLIVIAN? OI RACIALLY ABUSED BRAZILIAN OIIIIII BULLIED BY PEER PRESSURE COLUMBIAN? OIIIIIIIIIIIII THREATENED AT GUN POINT ALASKAN? OI BEATEN HALF TO DEATH CANADIAN? OI DISCRIMINATED CAMBODIAN? , BAAADDDDDD LOOK AT YOUR NOSEEEE.... Y Y WHEN IT COMES CRASHING DOWN...
Lubemybackdoor Soft and creamy on outside, glides in, firm and dense in the middle, enables a fine deep insertion. Nestle Switzerland Y N Colin Farrell
Mars Bar mmmmmm! but prefer Snickers aka Marathon ? UK Y Y Sarah Clements
Mat Kenny\'s Gay (Bar) Favourite haunt of young KFM when in need of having his rusty sheriffs badge burstin\' in!! Fudge Packers Liverpool Y Y World of Leatherland.
Milky Way A nougat and caramel bar Nestle UK Y Y Our Scientists
Molly O carmel, coconut, chocolate ? Canada? Y Y Janet Gurr
Molly O as given on your list already McCormick Canada Y Y alex gedo
nugget dark chocolot me UK Y Y stephenx
nugget dark chocolot me UK Y Y stephenx
Nutrageous nuget, peanuts, and carmel covered in milk chocolate Hershey ? USA Y Y Danielle Riley
Nutty Toffee, packed with peanuts surrounded by milk chocolate ??? UK Y Y Bounty Hunter
OI CHUNKY TASTES LIKE SHIT Great Khali Hell Y Y Umaga
OIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII OI JURASSIC PARACETAMOL, OI NOT DRAWN TO SCALE ASPIRIN, OI MALFORMED PENICILLIN, OI UNDERFED IBUPROFEN, OI COLOSSAL ANTIBIOTICS, OI GIGANTIC NASAL SPRAY, OI HUMUNGOUS EARDROPS, OI VERY FAT EYEDROPS, OI LARGER THAN LIFE BENNY LAVA FAN RICHARD\'S JEWS R US ALASKA Y Y OI ED EDD EDDY
old jamacia nut and rasin with slight rum tasting chocolate cadburys UK Y Y phil
old jamacia rum and rasin cadburys england Y Y mrs b gregson
ORRRRGGGGGHHHHHHHH OI IVAN CAMPO\'S SCALP SWEAT, OI LI TIE\'S FINGERNAIL DIRT, LLORENTE COULD KICK THAT FURTHER USING EL HADJI DIOUF\'S EYELIDS, ARE YOU IN A SULK BECAUSE VLADIMIR SMICER\'S LEG DIRT IS GETTING OUT OF HAND? ERIC DJEMBA DJEMBA\'S TOE WEBBINGS DIRT WOULD BE PR A thin layer of crust aka OIII OIII BENNY LAVA Y Y WHO PUT THA GOAT IN THEERREE
PedoBear Is a bear with a taste for lolis, is a lot of people\'s idols. I imagine he is very stretchy and bendy. 4chan Everywhere! Y Y /b/tard
Plop chocolate with a gooey licorice center Cloetta Sweden N Y Steve Haines
poo poo poo poo Y Y poo
reasons toffee squares covered in choclate ? uk Y Y mathew nelson
Slam Candy covered dark chocolate ? South Africa Y N Our Scientists
snickers aka marathon nougat, peanuts, caramel and chocolate ? ? Y Y sarah clements
Squares chewy/crunchy squares of rice crispies and marshmallow, some have chocolate. Kelloggs? UK Y N Sarah Golding
Star Bar chewy crumbly peanut butter bar, whatever happened to Texan bar? ? UK Y Y nuala
Star bar caramel centre with nuts all round the outside nestle? england Y Y paula
Texan "The Big One" Uncertain UK Y Y Vanessa Gardner
The Wrestling God Long, wafer thin bar covered in chocolate. Tastes like Shaun Michael\'s has just sweet chin musiced the edges of the whole thing while having elephant shit on the end of his boot. JBL America Y Y JULIO BAPTISTA
THE \'V\' BAR V shaped chocolate bar covered in Essa Rios\' pubic lice, coated in Snitsky beared hairs layered with a delightful spread of Khali\'s penis sweat. JAZZ Nepal Y Y GIANT SINGH
Tit Bar Twin topped creamy & nice Dippys Ireland Y Y Kerrie
Toblerone Triangular. Addictive. ? UK (Norwich) Y N Alan Partridge
Tootsie Roll Chocolate coated candy Tootsie Roll Industries US Y Y Shelly Ulrich
turd bar long, stinky, brown, or sometimes runny depends on intake ass any Y Y Mardy Bum
Turkey Workey Lurkey Smerky Ray Hooper's Mistress' turd, Ashley Owen's Goatee and Peter Beardsley snuffly wuffly....I'm sure you're all nice people, but I loike swear words too much Queen's dead cunt inc. Turkish people are all cunts Y Y You can bend my biscuit
Turkish Delight Soft raspberry gel center covered with milk chocolate Fry's UK Y N Our Scientists
Turkish Delight chocolate coated jelly sort of thing Fry\'s (Cadbury) um.. Turkey Y Y andre w
Twinkie Like a Milky Way but better Unknown USA N Y Mike
Wanka bar CHEWY CADBURYS uk Y Y WILLY WANKA
well you must of read it to MR EGBERT SO WHY YOU WASTING TIME KNOW Y Y TAM
whisper bubbley and lushhhhh cadburys uk Y Y emily
WigWag stretchy chewy loosely braided caramel toffee coated in milk chocolate. Perfect for removing dental fillings. Rowntree/Lowney ?? Canada Y Y PegMan
WOT A SHIT PROJECT SAD, PATHETIC, WASTE OF TIME WAKE UP U BOFFINS WHAT LOSERS DO THIS? Y Y EGGBERT
Xill\'s Funky Cock About 3inches long, very wrinkly, smells of Mrs.Xill\'s ass TheMixingBowl England Y N Arthur Speedboat